Define: Blog Title

Spoonerisms: the transposition of initial or other sounds of words, usually by accident, as in a blushing crow for a crushing blow.
Solecism: a nonstandard or ungrammatical usage, as unflammable and they was.

Hello my fans! My name is Mandie. I have just turned 18.  Legally, I am now an adult. Soon I will be off to college.  This means that after 3 years(i'm going to be in an accelerated bachelor's program to save money) I am going to have to get a job.  I don't want to be normal and get a job.  If I have to, ok.  But please, help me out of this.  My dream is similar to Allie's dream from the blog Hyperbole And A Half.  Allie is my inspiration.  She's pretty great, and famous, so I can't be her.  But I can be my own self, and my own self is pretty freakin hilarious.  The name of my blog is actually half descriptive of me.  I didn't know Spoonerism was a word, but I do it all the time.  I renamed my boyfriend that way.  My boyfriend is a freshman in college, meaning he will be graduating the same year as me.  Unlike me, he wants to be successful with a real job.  I have a job now.  I work at a Kennel.  Unless you not only love animals, but also love poop and pee and vomit and hair everywhere, I wouldn't recomend it.  I don't even like animals that much.  It was a job that sorta fell into my lap.  Minimum wage with a lot of gross work.  See why i don't want to wake up and go to work every day?  Granted, I would be in an office and not in a smelly kennel, but still.  I am convinced that working is not all that it has cracked up to be.  Is that saying even right? Feel free to correct me, but don't be annoying about it.  So subscribe, tell your friends, your family, your cat, the hobo down the street.  If you're going to tell the hobo, take him to a library or internet cafe or take your phone out and show him how awesome the blog is yourself so that he knows and doesn't just be like "meh, i wont listen. I need money."  I need him to be like "Woh!! I need to tell everyone i see!"  Really, hobos seem like a great advertising tool.  They see soooooo many people a day.  Although if a hobo told me something I'd be like "whatever." So I don't know.  How about you decide wether it's a good idea or not.  Any ways, I have 3 and a half years to become a success.  Lets make it happen.